What Do I Regret?

1. The thing I regret is not paying that much attention to my cockatiel.


2. I can't get over my regret because it died


3. The interesting thing about this bird is that it would whistle whenever you whistled


4. 

Bobby's In Trouble!!

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Connie and Bobby just decided to go back out. But Bobby made a stupid joke about how they broke up last time. Bobby started laughing and Connie gave him the evil eye. Connie shortly forgave him and they went on with their relationship.

Very Extravagant!!

This is like a man's best toilet. The toilet is shaped like a womens mouth. This is the best toilet you could have. I think this is more extravagant than a golden toilet.

Something LARGE!!!

I chose this because it's so large you can see it from space. Plus there's nothing larger than the China Wall.

40-lb Tumor Removed!!!

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-world-europe/20090424/EU.Germany.Tumor.Removed/

In Berlin, doctors have successfully removed a 40 lb bone tumor from an Arabian women. When they lady arrived in September, the doctors said she had only a few weeks to live. Now after 5 five successful operations, there are no traces of the bone tumor, which represented a third of her body weight.

What Im Looking Forward To?

1. I am looking forward to the NFL draft this weekend


2. I'm making sure my T.V. is working, that's how I'm getting ready


3. There's going to be a lot of surprises


4. 

Relax with The Simpsons!!!

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One day the Simpsons were sick of the city. So they all decided that they needed a day away and they found there way to a pond. Where Homer is drinking and floating in a tube. Marge is teaching Maggie how to swim. Lisa getting ready to get a tan and Bart is jumping off a small cliff trying to land on Homer.

World's Smallest Car

The Peel 50, purchased by Ripley's Believe It Or Not! in early 2009, weighs only 130 lbs., and is the smallest car ever approved for street use. The Manx Peel Engineering Co. built about 50 of them in the early 1960s, and only a few of them remain to this day.
With two wheels in front, one in back, the Peel 50 hits a top speed approaching 40 miles an hour. Maybe that's a little slow, but how fast do you want to go in a car that probably weighs less than you do?
If any guys out there are wondering how good this car is for picking up chicks. Consider this: It only has room for the driver and a small bag.

I chose this as my small because it looks amazing. Surprisingly I would probably fit in that if I was a few inches shorter. Plus it reminds me of the circus when all those tall clowns come out of one small car.

Strange looking Shark

A Malaysian woman threw back a baby shark after she discovered it had legs with webbed feet. The baby shark was about a meter long and would have made a great lunch for her family, but according to Chinese belief, eating fish with unusual features could bring bad luck or disaster, so they decided not to chance it. She did manage to get a picture before returning it to the fishery. Scientists say the animal must have come from northern waters because only North Sulawesi or South African waters have fish with legs.

I chose this picture because it's a shark that has legs. So I think it should be the fastest shark because it has an advantage.

John Madden Retires!!

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/04/16/madden-to-retire/

After 30 years of broadcasting, John Madden has decided to retire. Madden is a legendary broadcaster he has won 16 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Sports Analyst/Personality. Broadcasting is not the only thing John Madden is known for he was an amazing head coach for the, now known, Oakland Raiders. Madden is also known for the video game "Madden". Madden is 73 and finally called it quiets.

Meet the Simpsons!!

1. My favorite show of all time is the Simpsons


2. The main characters in the show are Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie


3. All I know is that this is the 20th season


4. If I met the voices of the characters I would ask them how much they get paid and how amazing it is to a cartoon character

Viewer Discretion Is Advised

Viewer Discretion Is Advised

Peter, Brian, Stewie, and Chris are having an arguement about who can watch 90210 the longest without throwing up, and who ever last the longest can eat can have the last piece of pie. Well once the T.V. came on, everyone just throw up their dinner, from last week. Then Louis came into the room and found her whole living room smelling of throw up and she is pissed.

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Harry Kalas Dies at age 73

WASHINGTON -- Harry Kalas, the voice of NFL Films and longtime Philadelphia Phillies broadcaster, died Monday. He was 73.
Kalas, who punctuated innumerable home runs with his "Outta here!" call, died after being found passed out in the broadcast booth before a game against the Washington Nationals.

"We lost our voice today," Phillies president David Montgomery said, his voice cracking. "He has loved our game and made just a tremendous contribution to our sport and certainly to our organization."
Kalas was discovered by the Phillies' director of broadcasting at about 12:30 p.m. and taken to a local hospital, Montgomery said.
Kalas had surgery earlier this year for an undisclosed ailment that the team characterized as minor. He looked somewhat drawn last week as the Phillies opened the season at home.
To a whole generation of football fans, Kalas was a signature figure.
Joining NFL Films as a narrator in 1975, he did the voiceover for "Inside the NFL" from 1977 through 2008.
Kalas predecessor John Facenda "was the 'Voice of God' and Harry Kalas was the 'Voice of the People,'" NFL Films president Steve Sabol said in a written statement.
"In many ways, Harry is the narrator of our memories. His voice lives on not only on film, but inside the heads of everyone who has watched and listened to NFL Films."
Kalas joined the Phillies in 1971. Before that, he was a member of the Houston Astros' broadcast team from 1965-70. In 2002, he received the Baseball Hall of Fame's Ford C. Frick Award for his contributions to the game.

"Players come and go, but 'Outta here!' -- that's forever," said Scott Franzke, a Phillies radio broadcaster.
Kalas lent his sonorous voice to everything from puppies to soup. He was the voice for Chunky Soup commercials and Animal Planet's annual tongue-in-cheek Super Bowl competitor, the Puppy Bowl.
Kalas joined the Phillies' radio and TV broadcast team the year the club moved into its former home, Veterans Stadium, replacing fan favorite Bill Campbell.
He wasn't immediately embraced by Phillies fans, despite being paired with Richie Ashburn, a Hall of Famer as a player and longtime announcer. But Kalas evolved into a beloved sports figure in Philadelphia. He and Ashburn grew into a popular team and shared the booth until Ashburn's death in 1997.
"Major League Baseball has lost one of the great voices of our generation," MLB commissioner Bud Selig said in a statement. "Baseball announcers have a special bond with their audience, and Harry represented the best of baseball not only to the fans of the Phillies, but to fans everywhere."
Kalas is survived by his wife and three sons, including one -- Todd -- who is a broadcaster for the Tampa Bay Rays. Funeral arrangements were pending.
His family issued a statement saying they were "overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and affection from all of Harry's fans and friends cross America. Especially the Phillies fans whom he loved as much as the game of baseball itself."

Kalas fell in love with baseball at a young age, when his father took him to Comiskey Park to see the Chicago White Sox play the Washington Senators. It was a rainy night and Kalas sat with his dad behind the Washington dugout.
"Because of the rains, the field was covered," he told The Associated Press. "There was no batting practice, so the players really didn't have anything to do. Mickey Vernon popped out of the dugout, saw this wide-eyed kid -- me -- picked me up, took me in the dugout, gave me a baseball, introduced me to his teammates and thus began my love of baseball and the Washington Senators."
He maintained that enthusiasm for the game throughout his career.
The son of a Methodist minister, the Naperville, Ill., native graduated from the University of Iowa in 1959 with a degree in speech, radio and television. He was drafted into the Army soon after he graduated.
In 1961, he became sports director at Hawaii radio station KGU and he also broadcast games for the Hawaii Islanders of the Pacific Coast League and the University of Hawaii. This was the last time that Harry Kalas went onto the field.

Julius Caesar Life

Gaius Julius Caesar(13 July 100 BC[2] – 15 March 44 BC[3]), was a Roman military and political leader. He played a critical role in the transformation of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire.
A politician of the populares tradition, he formed an unofficial triumvirate with Marcus Licinius Crassus and Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus which dominated Roman politics for several years, opposed in the Roman Senate by optimates including Marcus Porcius Cato and Marcus Calpurnius Bibulus. His conquest of Gaul extended the Roman world to the North Sea, and he also conducted the first Roman invasion of Britain in 55 BC. The collapse of the triumvirate, however, led to a stand-off with Pompey and the Senate. Leading his legions across the Rubicon, Caesar began a civil war in 49 BC from which he became the master of the Roman world.
After assuming control of government, he began extensive reforms of Roman society and government. He was proclaimed "dictator in perpetuity" (dictator perpetuo), and heavily centralised the bureaucracy of the Republic. A group of senators, led by Marcus Junius Brutus, assassinated the dictator on the Ides of March (March 15) in 44 BC, hoping to restore the normal running of the Republic. However, the result was another Roman civil war, which ultimately led to the establishment of a permanent autocracy by Caesar's adopted heir, Gaius Octavianus. In 42 BC, two years after his assassination, the Senate officially sanctified Caesar as one of the Roman deities.
Much of Caesar's life is known from his own Commentaries (Commentarii) on his military campaigns, and other contemporary sources such as the letters and speeches of his political rival Cicero, the historical writings of Sallust, and the poetry of Catullus. Many more details of his life are recorded by later historians, such as Appian, Suetonius, Plutarch, Cassius Dio and Strabo.

I used this picture because this is what they believe he looked like.

What Am I Listening To?

There are a much of songs that I really like, but my favorite song would have to be

1. Pop Champagne Remix


2. I only now that it's Jim Jones and Ludacris


3. I dont really listen to Jim Jones, but enjoy listening to Ludacris(best rapper)


4. I honestly dont know that much about either of them


5. If I ever met them I would ask them for an autograph
6. This picture reminds be of that song

Fatter Pack!!

In this episode of The Simpsons, Homer realizes that he is to fat play basketball so he starts exercising, but at the same time not of his family members dont want him to embrass himself and them either. That's where this clip comes in. Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and Snowball are standing on the scale to make him think he gained more weight than he lost. Marge is in the background holding up a sign to discourage him.

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Bowlen says Broncos will try to trade Cutler

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/03/31/bowlen-says-broncos-will-try-to-trade-cutler/

It is very simple, the Denver Broncos and the franchise quarterback are done with one another. After their new coach, Josh McDaniels, made it very clear that he wanted Matt Cassel, now Kansas City new quarterback, as his starting quarterback instead of Jay Cutler. Cutler made it even clearer that he woulded to be traded but the Broncos didnt want to trade him. All that's in the past and Cutler and the Broncos are done talking and now looking for a new quarterback!